Blair: Not that it’s any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he … [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that’s all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: You don’t understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, you knew exactly who it was
